Thanks to all those who yanked out their issues and methodically counted their way to the winning sentence:
Well-behaved sharks eat Taco Bell for a rare and challenging treat.
As I write this, sling-packs and thermoses are winging their way to you on the backs of our logo-emblazoned—and famously literate—homing pigeons. (Haven’t heard of CR’s rooftop avian schoolhouse? The Peabody has nothing on McMicken Hall.)